f1nal-c0rpse:

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

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sacred-portal:

shitting in the employee only bathroom. hoping no one can hear my ass reverberate.

sacred-portal:

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homosexuality:

and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section

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prole-log:

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cuntmunism:

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking “they probably don’t include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this”

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sexytasha1:

zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124:

sexytasha1:

I’m going to get more lashes today.

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

Delete this off my post.

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damnsparce:

I know I’m preaching to the choir but like. You know you can wear masks for other sicknesses. Not just covid. If you have the flu or a cold or a stomach bug you can still wear a mask to help prevent the spread of it to others if you insist on going out! I just think it’s the polite thing to do

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